White, early 20s • background by Chia-Chi Yu (on behance)• I tag things heavily, pretentiously & obnoxiously 😘• Don’t follow me just for image descriptions, I’m not consistent with them
i believe in neither the weakness of the flesh nor the purity of the machine but a third secret thing (the flow of nature and the hunger of green that feeds and creeps beneath the floorboards and into the crevices and grows relentlessly back again and again into the corpses of humans and machines alike.)
The goblin looked at the orc. The orc looked at the goblin. They both looked down at the crumpled shape of the Overlord, His Unholy Majesty, in his obsidian armor.
His final spasms had been mesmerizingly acrobatic. The fall down the steps leading up to his iron throne had pretzelled his body quite impressively, both arms folded behind his back and one leg bent at a jaunty angle.
The goblin looked at the orc. The orc looked at the goblin.
“Shit,” said the goblin.
“Shit,” said the orc.
“We’re likely to get blamed for this,” the goblin said. She walked over to the head of the glittering mangled heap and started pulling the helmet off.
“It’s not our fault,” the orc said. “It’s hard to help someone choking when they wear two-hundred pounds of spiked armor at all times.”
“Yeah, well,” the goblin grunted. The helmet came free, and the bald head of the Overlord bounced on the stone with a hollow, coconut noise. “You know how it is in this bloody country - thieves get their heads cut off so they can’t think about thieving, and all that.” She fished in the Overlord’s mouth with a finger and pulled out the obstructing olive on the end of her claw.
She popped it into her mouth and chewed. “What do you reckon they do for a regicide?” she said.
“We should run,” the orc said. She had started bouncing her leg. “I hear that there’s some places in the Alliance where they just kill you and let you stay dead. That’s got to be nicer than what’ll happen if we stay here.”
The goblin started to nod - and then her gaze fell on the helmet.
It looked like a pineapple designed by a deranged blacksmith. It was all thorns and spikes and hard edges, as though the maker had been very determined to not let pigeons roost on it. The only bits that weren’t solid iron were eyeholes. Nobody had ever seen the Overlord’s face.
She held up the helmet and squinted from it to the orc. One of the thorns had been bent badly in the fall.
Nobody had ever seen the Overlord’s face…
“Right,” she muttered. “Right. Could work - or.”
The orc had a sudden vision of the immediate future. “No,” she said.
“I mean you’re about his height-”
“No.”
“It would just be for a-”
“Absolutely not.”
“Just hear me out,” the goblin said. “Outside of this room are two-thousand men and orcs and goblins who are absolutely gonzo about this man, and there’s a whole country of them outside of the castle, and at any moment someone’s going to walk in that door and see one dead tit in black armor and two unbelievably dead idiots next to him.
”Or.“ She tossed the helmet up like a basketball to the orc, who fumbled and tried to find somewhere to hold it that wasn’t a knife’s edge. "We chuck him out the window now, walk out the door in the armor, and ditch the armor as soon as nobody sees us.”
The orc had started bouncing her leg again. “They’ll know something’s up the second I walk out of the room.”
“No worries,” said the goblin. “Leave that to me.”
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It had been a very strange year for the Empire.
Change had rolled across the land as slow and inevitable as a glacier. Roads and bridges carved the gray, blasted wildlands, and a number of social reforms had made the country a place where you could be miserable, yes, but miserable in comfort and safety, and that was an improvement.
Barely anyone got boiled alive in molten metal, and even if the disgusted sun never rose to light the Empire, at least you had a roof over your head to protect yourself from the acid rain.
The meme showing a sea creature coming onto land. Several spears and a hand are pointing at it, and text on the image says: Stop them! “You missed your chance, pal!” / If you see a Horrid Beast evolving, push it back in.
Edited on top of the creature is a screenshot of the new Tumblr sidebar, and the creature is labelled, “Their filthy side bars.” Underneath the creature is text that says, “Our blessed” and has a screenshot of the old Tumblr top bar.
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire
Transphobes aren’t attacking bathrooms randomly. It’s not about protecting women and children, it’s about preventing trans people from participating in public life.
Access to toilet facilities are essential to being able to participate in public life.
It’s why society was so reluctant to introduce public bathrooms for women, because before that all public bathrooms were for men only.
It’s why society was so reluctant to desegregate toilets for Black people.
It’s why society was and is so reluctant to create disability-accessible bathroom stalls.
If a person can’t access a toilet, then it’s extremely difficult to impossible for them to participate in society.
So, the best way to exclude a group of people from society without putting up a literal sign saying “x group of people not allowed” is to prevent them from accessing the bathroom.
The same idea plays an important role in gentrification.
step 1: “toilets are for paying customers only”
step 2: “omg these homeless people will just piss anywhere, someone call the cops and have them removed”
Transphobes aren’t attacking bathrooms randomly. It’s not about protecting women and children, it’s about preventing trans people from participating in public life.
Access to toilet facilities are essential to being able to participate in public life.
It’s why society was so reluctant to introduce public bathrooms for women, because before that all public bathrooms were for men only.
It’s why society was so reluctant to desegregate toilets for Black people.
It’s why society was and is so reluctant to create disability-accessible bathroom stalls.
If a person can’t access a toilet, then it’s extremely difficult to impossible for them to participate in society.
So, the best way to exclude a group of people from society without putting up a literal sign saying “x group of people not allowed” is to prevent them from accessing the bathroom.
Nobody should be using GPT detectors for anything important.
This is from a recent study that found that GPT detectors were misclassifying writing by non-native English speakers as AI-generated 48-76% of the time (!!!), compared to 0%-12% for native speakers.
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It is irresponsible to use AI-generated text detectors as evidence of academic misconduct, and that’s putting it mildly.
Hi! This is Cross (again) a while back I made a post about needing to buy a new fridge cause ours is broken and is out of insurance and keeps fucking up our food and recently the fridge door hasnt been closing, and with both me and mom being disabled it would be useful to also get a dish washer cause often we simply cannot wash dishes in a timely manner. Recently we had to use money to buy our own meds but I still had a while when I didnt have my adhd meds and did some impulsive purchases, thankfully we still have some money saved up for this purpose and we only need about 750 euros (around 844 american dollars) to be able to get what we need so if you could donate to help a jewish disabled and mentally ill person as well as their disabled mother we would be very thankful!
0€/750€
Quick edit since our paypal didnt link where we wanted it to, here it is: paypal.me/froilovemail
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